June 2012
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one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty.
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
if...
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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tshmp-adelia:
I don’t like liars.
I don’t even care if its not something important.
If you say you’re going to do something for me, you do it.
Ehem, sorry.
If I had been spamming your dash with a bunch of gifs of me. I’m so conceited.
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Fat Chance: So there's this show on TV I've never... →
fat-chance:
It’s a British show I’ve never heard of, but it’s actually really interesting.
The show discusses different ways people diet and exercise today, but the main part of it is a diet swap. Every week they have two people do a diet swap, supervised by some kind of doctor. One of the people is…
